Top10FunnyStoreSigns

　　1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

　　銆€銆€涓€瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀锛?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠惉鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛?

　　銆€銆€2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

　　銆€銆€閰掑簵闂ㄥ锛?甯府蹇欙紒鎴戜滑缂哄皯甯镐綇灏忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒€?

　　銆€銆€3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

　　銆€銆€鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂锛?涓変釜涓€杞紒鎴戜滑瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋绗笁涓帹閿€鍛橈紒娉細绗簩涓垰鍒氱寮€銆?

　　銆€銆€4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"

　　銆€銆€鍏藉尰鐨勫€欒瘖鍐咃細"绋嶅€?鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒姩锛?

　　銆€銆€5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."

　　銆€銆€鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細"濡傛灉浣犻€佹潵閽炵エ锛屾垜浠細寰堥珮鍏达紱濡傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灏变細琚柇鐢点€?

　　銆€銆€6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

　　銆€銆€鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細"鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓洿蹇殑瀛楄妭銆?

　　銆€銆€7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

　　銆€銆€椁愰姗辩獥锛?鍒タ鐫€鑲氬瓙鍌诲憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝杩涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ锛?

　　銆€銆€8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

　　銆€銆€鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細"淇濇寔瀹夐潤锛屾垜浠渶瑕佸€惧惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般€?

　　銆€銆€9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

　　銆€銆€鍦ㄥ鍦扮殑鍓嶉櫌锛?寮€杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫€浣犵殑銆?

　　銆€銆€10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

　　銆€銆€鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細"鍙樿€佹槸鐢变笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑锛屽彉鑱槑鏄敱鑷繁鎺у埗鐨勩€?  

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